Ah, the stock market. A bastion of rational decision-making, driven by cold, hard data and predictable policy, right? Wrong. Especially when President Donald Trump is in the Oval Office, where economic policy often feels less like a well-oiled machine and more like a high-stakes game of Twister. Investors, buckle up, because the latest Google Alerts confirm what we’ve long suspected: predicting market movements based on Trump’s pronouncements is less about fundamental analysis and more about deciphering a p ...